you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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