You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
