we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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