Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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