I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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