so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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