He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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