I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Shame - the story of my life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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