I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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