Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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