just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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