I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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