Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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