I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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