I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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