jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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