if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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