Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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