I hate all girls vehemently.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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