I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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