She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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