Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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