We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
