I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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