Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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