Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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