Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think im going to throw up on grandma
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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