He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
