3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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