this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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