weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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