Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
