Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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