Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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