I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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