Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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