I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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