I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
this is an emotional support booty call
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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