Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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