He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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