Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
