Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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