All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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