I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I think I won the penis lottery.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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