apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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