Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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