My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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