Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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