DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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