i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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