My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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