ADVERTISEMENT

• (416): View more from Ontario

  I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her

  Fav 31 1121 3150

  share tweet
  

• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.

  Fav 7 3124 916

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (479): View more from Arkansas

  i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

  Fav 22 3578 870

  share tweet
  

• (541): View more from Oregon

  I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

  Fav 16 7712 1229

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (937): View more from Ohio

  how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them

  Fav 4 842 3172

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

  Fav 17 1271 4596

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.

  Fav 9 3338 1208

  share tweet
  

• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed

  Fav 9 844 2461

  share tweet
  

• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  if you just come over, i will entertain you

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

  Fav 5 1055 1557

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (519): View more from Ontario

  Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!

  Fav 1 1024 727

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind

  Fav 0 669 415

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (574): View more from Indiana

  I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.

  Fav 1 462 490

  share tweet
  

• (519): View more from Ontario

  We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.

  Fav 2 676 462

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.

  Fav 0 415 292

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.

  Fav 1 212 257

  share tweet
  

Randomize