I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.