Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts