This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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