also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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