call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
