Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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