Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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